American Idol started back up and we get hooked for the time when the wackos auditions happen. I am not big fan when the show moves to Hollywood but I love the nut jobs that actually believe they can can sing.
There are a lot of disturbed people out there. And they think they can sing.
It's proving that bad Karaoke doesn't need Alcohol.
There was the guy that never got to sing a note and came back twice:
Once in his costume:
And when Paula Abdul complained about his ample chest hair, another time after he got waxed ala 40 year old virgin:
Look close, his chest hair is now missing!
He looks like Jubba the hut and Princess Leia had a baby.
However you can usually tell the ones that the producers may think have a shot because they do a little background video on them. They do this to the wacky ones too, but you can usually tell which ones they are making fun of. This next guy had a background video that showed him working at Independence Hall, in his tri-corner hat. It looked serious. I thought for sure that he was a winner
And then he opened his mouth. It sounded like it was on the wrong speed.
Here is our favorite from last night: