Youngest Son: If anyone asks, tell them our last name starts with a "Q".
Oldest Son: Why?
Yongest Son: I told people at school that our name starts with a Q. Oh, and both the "Q" and the "F" are capitalized and the "Q" is silent.
"La Dolce Vita" is Italian for "The sweet life". My father has another Italian expression "Quando arriva, scriva!" - When you get there, write. While I have not arrived there, I'll still write.