Sunday, August 12, 2007

Help Wanted - Theoretical Physicist

Prove Einstein wrong and be part of the next big thing! A Theoretical Physicist is wanted for a large scale military-industrial complex project researching and developing the next frontier of advanced weaponry in a secure remote location. Must have expertise with traversable worm holes, faster than light travel and special space-time geometries. A doctorate level degree is required and candidates familiar with the Novikov self-consistency principle will be considered ahead of equally qualified candidates.

The successful candidate will also exhibit superior skills in hand-to-hand combat, knife and sword play and be proficient in karate, jujitsu and kick flips. A thorough and complete knowledge of world cultures, especially from the past, is a plus.

Some time-travel required.

Please apply to:
General Heywood Kirk
PO Box 4799
Yuma, AZ

Project Tic-Toc is an equal opportunity employer.

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